Post-Nuptial Shutoff - The Shirt
Post-Nuptial Shutoff - The Shirt
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Post-Nuptial Shutoff - The Shirt

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The Post-Nuptial Shutoff shirt owes its origins to a 2007 messageboard thread that instantly became a 71-page LetsRun classic: Post-nuptial shutoff? Researchers have recently determined that it has resulted in a massive 20.1% decline in marriage rates in the US.

This two-sided super-soft shirt is the ultimate must-have for a Bachelor Party. Get it today for all the guys and see if you can prevent a few divorces from happening (by preventing the marriage from taking place in the first place).

On sale for this week only for just $18 as 18 is the number of times a married couple can expect to have sex per year after a year of marriage. After that, it becomes an SC exclusive which costs $100 to join.